Here's a bunch of random things I drew. You can definitely tell I've taken an art course or two. lies, he's not even making any effort. I looked at the random bit-drawings and found each character has a unique sort of personality, so let's get to it!
Dino
First off, Dino Taurusson. He's a normal kid with horns. Why the horn? Well, his father was a bull, but he had a human mom. I'm not even going to explain how he was conceived, you get the picture. He's just a fairly nice, fairly short, white kid who happens to have some unusual heritage. He's wearing a white toga and swimming shorts. I don't know why, it's just his style. He also wears shoes that are a bit too big for him, because his mother never meant to have a baby, especially not with a bull, so he has to take care of himself, but at least has his friend Remytato to help him. He doesn't like it when people wave red rags at him very much. It makes him angry.
Very angry.
Now who is this? Well, this is Remington Villoway-Potatomeister, but he prefers to be called Remytato. He is a good southern gentleman with a dirty secret: he likes to consume his own people. It started with an innocent childhood encounter at a fast food restaurant, where he ordered the burger with fries. He loved his meal, but thought that the fries were the best part.
Little did he know, he had just consumed his own grandmother.
Ever since then, Remytato has had to hide his cannibalistic shame behind a half-assed guise of strict carnivorism, claiming that meat is "all he'll eat". But god, it's so hard for him when his convenience store carries potato chips.
His feline roommate Jinjin is there too. Jinjin shamelessly enables Remytato to eat his own kin, often purchasing potato products at the store for him. When she is not encouraging potato cannibalism, Jinjin is a world-class chess champion and surfer.
Another much-cherished (and Scottish) friend of Dino, Remytato, and Jinjin is the Snargle Dragon, but they prefer to just call him Snargle (or by his weekend name, Fred). Fred has had a difficult childhood, because everyone seems to mistake him for some fellow named "Spyro". He's not Spyro, dammit! Spyro doesn't have a green lightning bolt on him, nor does Spyro wear shoes or raise the middle claw when angered, something that Fred is so well-known for doing.
Being a Scottish Snargle Dragon isn't easy, because all of his kin were raised in China and have Chinese accents while he sounds like a Scotsman. He tried his hardest to fit in at the Chinese Snargle School, but couldn't take being ostracized very well and instead decided it would be appropriate to "flip them the dragon" and burn the school to the ground. He banished himself from his own race and instead decided that he would much rather spend time with a kid with bull horns, a cannibalistic potato, and a cat that is proficient at chess and surfing.
Next on the lineup is Dwayne the Three-Legged turtle. Having only three legs hasn't stopped Dwayne from accomplishing his goal, which is to just party day and night. He had to move out of his mother's house recently after he partied so hard that it shook his entire family into unemployment. He is now wandering the streets, cruising around for new get-togethers to crash. Dwayne has a hard time controlling his drinking (especially) and often ends up in places he swears he's never been to, like that time he woke up in Tasmania, even though he passed out in Iceland.
Right here is Diggle Sunbeam, a morbidly depressed and pessimistic daisy. The complete antithesis to Dwayne, the optimistic party animal...well...er. You see, Diggle isn't depressed because no one invites him to parties, but rather that no one invites him to parties because he's eternally depressed. His friends have since learned that there is no point in asking Diggle a serious question, because he tends to give them the most depressing and doubtful answer possible. Dino will ask Diggle to go swimming and Diggle will mention the water containing jellyfish that will paralyze you and cause you to drown while a thousand piranhas eat you alive. The cause of his eternal depression is unknown as of yet.
This is June the Spoon, the only female that hangs out with Dino and his crew, despite the fact that nobody really invited her to And because of Dino's reluctance with women due to his "mommy problems". She's their nosy neighbor and seems to contribute little to their adventures, more often than not taking "selfies" while they're trying to hike up a steep mountainside or caught in a tornado, even. Most of the conversation she's interested in is her own appearance, often asking Dino how she looks in about a half-thousand pictures before the bull-boy escapes somehow.
June absolutely loves a boy band called "The Silverwares" and fancies Franz Forke, the frontman. This is another topic she likes discussing, even though her company and critics alike are very unsupportive of the band and say their songs sound like "a bunch of annoying clanging noises".
Right here is Cotton, a small man of mystery. No one really knows why tags along, but he is the most curious member of the group, often speaking in new restricted forms (for example, on Tuesdays he will only speak in limericks). Cotton seems to have experience from a varied series of jobs, from the musical industry, where he is a reputedly famous singer of metal, to the cooking industry, where his wedding cakes are so delicious that almost every chef in the world has tried to steal his recipe. His broad range of experiences and talents make him undoubtedly an asset to the group.
He is also a cotton ball.
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Last up is Maybel Swanson. Once a famous brand of doll, Maybel came into the hands of a serial killer who kept one of his victims' doll as a trophy. Even though she was eventually seized by the police and returned to the grave of her former owner, Maybel rose from that grave and began to wreak havoc, as toys absorb traits of those who possess them, after all.
No one quite understands though how this pull-string doll went from saying "I love you" in a sugary sweet child's voice to "BURN IN HELL!" in a gravelly and very manly sounding voice. Also, the blush on her left cheek seems a bit sticky and coppery-smelling, another mystery to all the land. It seems though that ever since she was abducted, she's changed for the worse.
Leave your thoughts below, mein companions, and tell me what you think of these bizarre characters that were developed almost immediately on the spot.