Hiya, guys! I've been trying to think of ways to come up with a unique Dragon Ball related blog....and here's something close enough. So, pretend Frieza has taken over Planet Earth, and kidnaps you specifically because he realizes how incredibly badass you are. So, the question is: What exactly would you do, and how do you fit into the universe's biggest army? (NOTE: This is more of a "what would you do blog", not an RP blog. Please, for the love of SuperKamiGuru, do not RP here) Read the following categories below and let me know where you fit in!
Rank[]
To begin, I'll ask where you believe you'd rank? Frieza's Elite? Or maybe an elite's elite? Or you may also choose the much more suddle and hidden choice of being the average Joe soldier and have your name legally changed to Frieza Soldier because you stink so much (But also make a semi-fun appearance in Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3...)? So, where would you put yourself in the list on rankings?
Your Job You Won't Get Paid For Doing []
This category is very, very limited, but there's still a few options you could consider taking up on in Frieza's army. I've managed to think up a couple options, if I missed anything feel free to let me know.
1.) Doctor ~ This job, I assume, would be fairly easy. I say so because it seems like Frieza has some incredibly advanced technology. Buuuut somebody's got to strip their subordinates and put their injured, naked bodies in those Medical Machines. So the choice is all yours
2.) Scientist ~ A limited field in Frieza's army, but very important! This field would probably be very exciting. You'd have the chance to learn and research aliens, plants, and life on other planets. This would probably be the job I would take up, but mostly due to it seeming like the job that is most fun that doesn't involve fighting.
FIGHTING JOBS ~ Alright you crazy wikia users, here's the jobs you might be interested in. There seems to be two basic types of fighters Frieza is looking for: The fighter to commit mass genocide on other planets....and the fighter who protects his nice things. Which are you?
1.) Destruction ~ Do you love killing millions of innocent people and then selling their planet to some shady aliens? Well then, Frieza's got the job for you! So that's that, and if you're into it....get some help there's your job.
2.) Protector ~ Frieza seems to have a lot of guards to protect his stuff. Ship guards, Castle guards, Dragon Ball guards, or guards of Frieza himself: you could do it all!
Battle Armor[]
SAY GOODBYE, PANTS!! I'M WEARING THIS MAN THONG FOREVER!!!!
So, this is pretty simple: What armor would you wear? Also leave your scouter color choice here.
I would probably go with an armor like Turles' armor. It's cool, it's my favorite color, and I don't have to wear pants anymore. For scouter color I'd also go with blue, unless they ever release a rainbow colored scouter, because that would be mighty awesome, hehe~
Relationships[]
Who do you believe would be your companions in the army, associates, enemies, or friends? Also, as a side question I've been curious about: If you were offered a spot on the Ginyu Force, would you take it?
Plot[]
Finally, and I won't write too much for this since it's all about you. What would you do once you got there? Pull a Vegeta or Bardock and go for revenge? Blend in like a normal soldier? Or maybe Kiss Frieza's butt to stay alive?
Closing[]
Well, that's all for now, hopefully you enjoyed it. Lots of questions, in need of lots of answers. And like always, brownie points and appreciation to those who read all of this.