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Here's a lot of lines I remembered from original dub of original series. Technically I can still watch them, as I got a few of the VHS's and DVD's and recorded most of the other episodes, but nowadays anyone else can't, even where other "dead" animes can be found. The only two versions of DBZ that can be found are the redub and Kai. Even Rock the Dragon is out of print now it seems.

But I know a lot of the lines of the original series by heart (I don't know whether FUNimation kept the dialog of their own episodes or changed it like they did with Vegeta and Zarbon's voices, but I do remember them adding in a line after Ginyu's defeat where Vegeta says, in his redub voice, "if we lose the dragonballs I'm gonna be totally p*ssed"), so here's a lot of the ones I remember.

Sometimes I might draw comparison to Kai, in which some of the events are retained but dialog is different, and also recommended to newcomers to DBZ due to being faster-paced and more consistent (not to mention Super and the first two films each try to be a sequel to it rather than original series, though inconsistent with Frieza's hell), original series redub is probably better for people who saw it on TV and want it fully uncut but it's still not the same...

Also, maybe not every line is EXACTLY the same but most of them are and the rest are at least along the same lines.

  • Goku: Krillin, you've already been wished back once with the Dragonballs. So has Master Roshi. So this time, it's for keeps. The dragon will not grant the same wish more than once.


  • Nappa: So, would we wish Raditz back to...
  • Vegeta: No. No, that would be a wasted wish. I'd wish for something grand, so how would you like to be immortal, my friend, and fight forever?
  • Nappa: There's something I could live with for the rest of my life. You can only live just once for an eternity.


  • King Moai: Enough! Take Gregor to the Pit! Esau is the new champion!
  • (Two guards drag Gregor away)
  • Gregor: No! Not the Pit! Please, sire! Not the Pit! No!
  • (The guards throw Gregor onto the entrance to the Pit)
  • Gregor: This isn't fair!
  • (The trapdoor opens and Gregor falls into the Pit!)
  • Gregor: No! Please! Don't leave me down here! This isn't fair!
  • (Yetti appears.)
  • Gregor: AAAAAAAA! No! Don't eat me! Please! Stay away from me!


  • King Moai: Exterminate! Exterminate!
  • (Yetti is summoned from the Pit)
  • Vegeta: So, it's the old giant under the ground trick, eh?
  • King Moai: Yetti! Destroy those men! They are very bad men!
  • Nappa: We're bad?
  • Vegeta: Well, a little.


  • King Moai: PLEASE! DON'T HURT ME! (is killed by Vegeta)


  • Bulma: You're so cowardly you'd think taking a shower is dangerous.
  • Oolong: It is unless you wear those rubber things on your feet to keep you from slipping.
  • Bulma: Don't you ever think about anyone other than yourself?


  • Nappa: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level?
  • Vegeta: It's OVER 9000!!! (Did anyone expect this to NOT be on here?)


  • Vegeta: I forgot, you're an earthling now. You don't even have a tail, do you? What did they do, get you while you were sleeping? I can't believe you let them operate on you. If we still had a home planet, you'd be a laughingstock right now. (or something along those lines)


  • Krillin: Hey Goku. You should've seen Yajirobe fight! Check this. "Oh Mr. Vegeta! I've always admired you! I was hoping we could be friends!" He actually said that.
  • Yajirobe: It was strategy! I was trying to lure him off guard!


  • Bulma: Darigolock Cratka. (Namekian for blastoff)


  • Vegeta: My wounds will soon be healed… with the blood of revenge.


  • Raiti: Pickle-covered cheeseburgers! (trying to guess the password for the ship, which is Piccolo)


  • Dodoria: Zarbon, what was that?
  • Zarbon: It can't be right. It read Vegeta's power level at 22 thousand before it went out. There must be some kind of mistake.
  • Dodoria: 22 thousand? You've got to be kidding me. Yours must be broken. Let me check mine. (reads Vegeta's power level on his scouter)
  • Zarbon: The number?
  • Dodoria: That's no good. This stupid thing can't be right. It's reading at 24 thousand.
  • Zarbon: 24 thousand? That means that right now Vegeta's power level is at an even higher level than ours.
  • Dodoria: I can't explain it. At best Vegeta's power level was 18 thousand.
  • Frieza: It's not surprising. He's been in battle almost continuously. That could've raised his power level substantially. You'll beat him by joining both of your power levels together.
  • Zarbon: But sir…
  • Frieza: There's nothing to fear, Zarbon. Only 24 thousand, remember? Compared to me that's like nothing at all. Why do you think he's so desperate to get his hands on those Dragonballs? He knows that without them he doesn't stand a chance against me. (Or something along those lines) He's been plotting against me from the beginning. He even went to Earth, although I did not order him to. And now he dares to oppose me openly. There are three things I refuse to tolerate. Cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection. And it's unfortunate that… our little friend Vegeta possesses all three of these.


  • Frieza: Oh Mr. Dodoria! Get your lazy bones up and follow them now!


  • Dodoria: You're helpless without your scouter, Vegeta! And you're so dumb you destroyed the very last one! Now get out of here before I crush you!


  • Vegeta: I lied when I said you could go. At least partially lied. For I will let you go, to another dimension! (destroys Dodoria)


  • Zarbon: Are you up for the challenge? COZ I KNOW I AM!!!


  • Yamcha: (to Bubbles) Now that I'm full, you're in big trouble, Apeface.
  • King Kai: Hey, don't call me Apeface.
  • Yamcha: Not you. It's him I want.


  • Orlen: By the time I got there the village was already destroyed and the Dragonball was missing.
  • Frieza: And you didn't find out where it was?
  • Orlen: Well I knew that Vegeta might be around there somewhere. That's when I...
  • Frieza: When you fled? Like a little coward.
  • Orlen: Well no, I...
  • Frieza: (kills Orlen) I hope you took note, Zarbon. That's what'll happen to you if you don't find Vegeta and make him tell me where that Dragonball is. Bring Vegeta to me now, ALIVE or you may suffer the same fate as our little friend here. Appule!
  • Appule: Yes sir!
  • Frieza: Contact the home planet and call for the Ginyu squad. Tell them to bring scouters! There's no need to delay things any further. The Ginyu will tear these jokers to pieces. Go now!
  • Appule: Yes, Frieza!
  • Zarbon: The Ginyu? I don't think we need them. Not yet. There's no telling what they'll do once they get here. I've got the situation under control. You've got to trust me!
  • Frieza: I have a strange feeling about the Saiyan.
  • Zarbon: Huh? A strange feeling?
  • Frieza: For some time now I felt that the Saiyans might grow to become our mortal enemies. And now there's a chance that this premonition might be coming true. And it's not just Vegeta who I'm concerned with anymore.
  • Zarbon: But... those Earth Saiyans... are even weaker than he is! You can't possibly be scared of those little rats! They're far inferior to Vegeta! I can't believe you'd let those weaklings even concern you for a moment, Frieza. You're much stronger.
  • Frieza: So, Zarbon, you're telling me that I'm wrong, is that correct?
  • Zarbon: No, sir.
  • Frieza: Glad to hear it. You'd better find Vegeta and bring him before me.
  • Zarbon: Yes sir. Right away. (flies away) The Ginyu. Frieza really is serious.


  • Appule: I'm just not sure he's getting better.
  • Zarbon: He's got to get better or you're gonna get a lot worse, you got it?


  • Frieza: Stop apologizing and get your act together! You're a disgrace of a warrior! You don't deserve to be near me! I can't believe I ever counted on you to take care of anything important for me! Now my Dragonballs are stolen and Vegeta is missing. Have I left anything out, Zarbon?
  • Zarbon: No...
  • Frieza: Well you had better hope that you can get those Dragonballs back for me. Like I said, you have one hour.


  • Blueberry: I am tired of Frieza bossing us around
  • Raspberry: What are you saying?
  • Blueberry: I… I don't know what I'm saying.


  • Jeice: This is just great. You know how long it'll take to wash all this dust outta my hair?
  • Burter: Complain all you want. At least you've got hair!


  • (After Recoome asks Burter and Jeice if he can kill Krillin and Gohan)
  • Burter: Go ahead. But I gotta warn you, if you don't finish them off in the next five minutes, no TV for a week!
  • Recoome: OK. I love to watch soap operas.


  • Frieza: I could scream! Blast it! I can't stand it!


  • Recoome: What the hay?


  • Jeice: We've had enough of this, ya coward! Now make a move!
  • (Goku punches Jeice in the nose)
  • Burter: Jeice! Are you all right? Is it bleeding? Be careful Jeice, or you'll stain your gloves.
  • Jeice: Burter, just shut up! (some comment to Goku I can't remember)
  • Goku: You said to make a move. I thought you meant that you were ready to go at it.


  • Goku: My name is Goku and I'm a Saiyan from Earth.
  • Burter: LIAR! I'VE DEFEATED HUNDREDS OF SAIYANS AND NONE OF THEM ARE FASTER THAN ME!
  • Goku: It must be my diet. Yeah, that's it. I eat real wholesome foods. (I think that's how it goes)
  • Burter: Your diet, huh? WELL, YOU'LL BE EATING MY FIST NEXT!


  • Jeice: Man oh man! Burter! This is totally insane! I don't know who this guy is or where he came from, but he's good! I never seen anything like it! Aaaa! We never even touched him! Now that's one bad dude! I'm bad. But man, I ain't that bad! Sometimes you gotta know when to go, go, go! (flies away)


  • Ginyu: (thinking) Guldo. Recoome. And Burter. All gone. They're gone! (speaking) Men, good news. Your chances of making the squad have just increased. There are now four openings on the team.
  • Jeice: But Captain Ginyu! I'm still here! You only need three!
  • Ginyu: SILENCE! You no longer have a place on the Ginyu Force!


  • Krillin: So Frieza wouldn't hurt Guru if he knew. But he doesn't know.


  • Bulma: Just a reminder to kill Krillin and Gohan when I see them and kick Goku in the shin.


  • (When Ginyu is in Goku's body)
  • Krillin: And what are you doing hanging around with Jeice? Isn't he the enemy or did he switch sides?


  • Jeice: VEGETA! NO! NO! (final words)


  • Mr. Popo: It's the ghost of Kami!


  • Frieza: Well, we'll cross that fridge when we come to it. That is if we ever come to it, FOOL!
  • (Maybe he said "bridge" but I was in a mind set to think "fridge" coz his name is Frieza, which sounds like freezer)


  • (After Frieza stretches his tail)
  • Krillin: Auto-wine!


  • (Gohan has just beat up Frieza and is blasting him repeatedly)
  • Narrator: Is this the end of Frieza? And what about Krillin?


  • (Vegeta is attacking Frieza)
  • Vegeta: Feel my wrath!


  • Frieza: Well I do have a sense of humor and it was all in good fun except for one minor detail. You cut off my tail you imbecile, and now I'm going to eat you!


  • Frieza: Bah! Darn earthlings!


  • Gohan: Sometimes, you just gotta attack head on! (flies at Frieza)
  • Krillin: Wait, Gohan! (flies after Gohan)
  • Vegeta: In. (flies after Gohan and Krillin)


  • Dende: They never told me Piccolo was a Namek. This is incredible! Go green!


  • (After Piccolo reflects Frieza's blast back at him)
  • Narrator: But Frieza is far from finished.


  • Krillin: It's not over till the fat lady sings!
  • Vegeta: Well, I'll say she just hummed a few bars.


  • Krillin: It's times like these I say to myself, why didn't I become a shoe salesman?


  • (After Vegeta tells Krillin to beat him up so Dende can heal him and power him up)
  • Krillin: Even though I can't stand your guts, I won't do it. Besides, after what I just saw Gohan do, who needs you?
  • Vegeta: Give me a break! After that attack, the kid doesn't have any power left!


  • Krillin: I say we hightail it out of here! At least until Goku's up to speed.
  • Piccolo: If we do that, Frieza will destroy the entire planet, including Goku.
  • (Though this is stated in Kai, just worded differently)


  • Frieza: Don’t worry. The pain will subside after a while.


  • Narrator: On the last episode of Dragonball Z, it was a rough and tough old day for certain. Oh no! Not the tail! Yes. The tail! And it's an instant Saiyan punching bag.


  • Goku: This is the first time I arrived at the battlefield that you haven't been all beat up!
  • Piccolo: Yeah, well we had a little help with that.


  • Frieza: Nice move, but your shoe came untied.
  • Goku: I'm not going to fall for that. I don't even have shoelaces.


  • Goku: Vegeta was right. You have no honor. For him and for everyone else you destroyed! I am going to… finish you!


  • (Frieza has just lifted a huge chunk of land with his psychic powers)
  • Krillin: That's a big chunk of land!


  • Piccolo: They're monsters. One good, one evil. (Referring to Goku and Frieza, respectively)


  • Frieza: (tailwhipping Goku) Fool. I made you look. You stole your mother's pocket book. And one more for the rook.


  • (Frieza is strangling Goku with his tail and Goku is holding onto his tail with his hands)
  • Frieza: But don't get tired and let go or your head will pop off like a champagne cork! What's the matter, big guy? Did you expect a fairy tale ending? Well don't lose your head over it. You can't always have it your way. (Frieza laughs, until Goku bites his tail)


  • Ox-King: Do I make myself clear?
  • Chi-Chi: But Dad, you don't drink beer.


  • (After Goku hits Frieza with a 20 times Kaioken Kamehameha)
  • Narrator: Frieza's still standing, virtually untouched.


  • Frieza: It is time for your demise.


  • Great Ape Vegeta: He's afraid of Super Saiyan Moriza, the strongest of all!


  • Frieza: Set the spider to the fly.


  • Jeice: No one can defeat Frieza, you old kook!


  • (After King Kai comments that Frieza, thought to be dead from Goku's Spirit Bomb, nearly killed Piccolo)
  • Yamcha: But I thought you said Goku defeated Frieza!


  • Dr. Brief: Besides, no one can troubleshoot a frozen osyphilator (sp?) as fast as we can!
  • Chi-Chi: What do you mean we? You're by yourself!
  • Scratch: Meow!
  • Chi-Chi: Oh, so we're relying on a CAT to get us into deep space?
  • Dr. Brief: This is no ordinary cat. She's had four years experience!


  • (maybe I didn't get a few words exact here but along these lines:)
  • King Kai: If you don't answer, I'm gonna start telling jokes. And I've got a million of them. What did the penguin say to the astronaut?
  • Goku: All right, I'm here, King Kai.
  • King Kai: Why aren't you attacking Frieza? He's about to reach his maximum!


  • King Kai: When I was young I always did what my master told me to do. I don't understand this stickheaded generation. (Well, he either says "stickheaded" or something else)


  • Goku: It looks like namecalling's your only attack coz you're too weak to challenge me any other way.


  • Goku: I'm gonna slap some sense into ya! (slaps Frieza in the face repeatedly)


  • King Kai: The fight is over. Frieza's dead.
  • (Except he isn't really)


  • King Kai: The surface of Namek looks like boiling spaghetti sauce!


  • (Can't remember if this is before or after the last one)
  • King Kai: And now it's gone! Swallowed up by the lava!
  • Chiaotzu: Was Goku on it?
  • King Kai: No, but it was his only way out!


  • King Kai: The hand is quicker than the eye. He knows better than that. (after hitting Bubbles in the head with a hammer)


  • Spice: Piccolo!
  • Narrator: That's right, Spice. You should know better than to mess with Gohan when Piccolo's around. It's just not a smart thing to do.


  • Spice: Piccolo's blood is reacting strongly to the venom.
  • Vinegar: Too bad! Let's put him out of his misery!
  • Spice: No, Vinegar! We must follow Garlic's orders. Without him, we can't use the Dragonballs.
  • Vinegar: Do I get to kill him later then?
  • Spice: No way!
  • Mustard: Huh?
  • Spice: Why would we hurt a friend? When you're bitten by someone infected by the Black Water Mist, you become just like them. Piccolo's one of us now!


  • Vinegar: Our revenge for Mustard and Salt!


  • Vinegar: (stepping on Krillin) I found a meatball!


  • (Gohan blasts Spice and Vinegar with a double Masenko)
  • Spice: No way!
  • Vinegar: Darn! Yes way! Oh no! Aaaargh! (He and Spice are destroyed)


  • Krillin: He's alive? But Gohan plowed right through him!
  • Piccolo: That doesn't matter. Remember, he used the Dragonballs to make himself immortal.


  • Garlic Jr.: It won't be long now! That little pimple of a shield is going to pop and the three of you are going to ooze into the Dead Zone like the pus that you are!


  • Frieza: (imitating John Claude Van Damme) It can't be!


  • (On Frieza's second attempt at killing Trunks)
  • King Cold: Frieza! You'll destroy us all!


  • Goku: Work, you sorry piece of junk! Wait, no! I take it back! You're not a piece of junk!


  • Master Roshi: NOOOOOOOOO! My glasses!


  • Dr. Gero: I have cleared the area of innocents in accordance with your wishes. Do you disagree with my methods?
  • Goku: LEAVE THESE PEOPLE OUT OF THIS!
  • Android 19: There are no people left to be died.


  • Vegeta: My my. What do we have here? Oh yes. The ultimate tub of lard bucket of bolts!


  • Android 19: Oh yes! I have you now. And soon I will have all of your energy. Do not try to escape, yes? It is useless. Until I have your energy, I will never let you go.


  • (Before Vegeta fights 19)
  • Vegeta: Tell me, does a machine like yourself experience fear?
  • (After tearing 19's hands off)
  • Vegeta: I guess it's true after all. Androids do experience fear.
  • (Though he still says something similar on both counts in Kai)


  • Dr. Gero: Enough!
  • Vegeta: Don't be absurd! It's "enough" because you're losing!


  • Krillin: That android's toast.
  • Piccolo: Yeah, more like burnt toast.
  • Android 19: Malfunction… mal… (dies)


  • Gohan: He grabbed him! No wait! Piccolo grabbed the grabber!


  • Vegeta: You told us a pack of lies! You said that the androids destroyed Dr. Gero!


  • Android 17: (to Krillin) You with the shiny head.


  • Android 17: We're planning on taking car rides, 16. Do you wanna go too?
  • Android 16: What? Did you just say Goku?


  • Vegeta: For someone made of metal, you move pretty fast. If you give up now, I promise I'll turn you into something practical, like a toaster or a washing machine.
  • Android 18: He is really starting to annoy me. Time to give his attitude an adjustment.
  • (18 flies away. Vegeta flies after her.)
  • Android 17: Ooh, look at Vegeta. He's following 18. Following her right into a trap!
  • (Cut to Gohan carrying Bulma, Trunks, and Yajirobe)
  • Yajirobe: Gohan! How much longer will it be till we get home? I'm tired!
  • Gohan: Hang on, Yajirobe. We'll be there real soon, okay?
  • Bulma: Hey! Stop your complaining! We're tired too!
  • Yajirobe: But I can't stand it! I'm so hungry! And I'm cold!
  • Bulma: Gross! That's kinda rude! (to Trunks) Trunks, aw, you're being such a good boy!
  • Yajirobe: (nose presumably running) Does anybody have a tissue? Or a mop? How bout a sponge? Gohan! I wanna get down from here!


  • Otis: What are you lookin' at, Cletis?
  • Cletis: You ain't gonna believe this, Otis, but there's two people standin' on the rig of this here movin'!
  • Otis: Yeah right. I think you've been on the road too long, little buddy.


  • Vegeta: I fear no one, especially not this other android. (Referring to 17)


  • Cop: He broke my handcuffs! (referring to 16, I think, before 18 and 17 do the same)


  • Krillin: Are there any other plans here? Like, maybe Cell?
  • Trunks: No, just some plans for a gas-powered toaster.


  • Android 17: Bad move. But at least you're not boring. After all I rather enjoy not coherent to logic.


  • (Moment on TV only)
  • Android 17: It's not too late to tell me where Goku is.
  • Piccolo: Buzz off. I am not going to betray my friend.
  • Android 17: I don't think you realize how persuasive I can be.
  • Piccolo: Whenever you're ready.
  • Android 17: You seem tense, Piccolo. (pause) You actually believe that you have a chance to beat me, don't you? For your sake I wish it were true. I'm not sure why but I'm beginning to… like you, Piccolo.
  • Piccolo: Yeah, well you have a funny way of showing it.
  • Android 17: I have to do what I'm programmed to do.
  • Piccolo: Yeah, I understand. Me too.


  • Android 17: Piccolo is supposed to be nothing to us. Why the change? We didn't even think that Goku would be this strong.


  • (later, as Piccolo and 17 fly off to another island)
  • Android 18: How rude.


  • Bulma: I'll give you the remote (or something like that), but only if Mr. Loudmouth Don't Accept The Charges Yamcha agrees to give yours truly a foot massage.
  • Krillin: Gosh, I don't know, Bulma.
  • Bulma: You can take it or leave it.
  • Yamcha: She knows that I can't stand rubbing her feet! (Side note: I imagine some fans in certain circles of the fandom would envy him)
  • Krillin: You've got a deal, but we're running out of time, Bulma! Piccolo's already fighting the androids, and Cell is on his way to the battlefield!


  • Cell: Android 17, amazingly efficient. And 18, poetry in motion.


  • Master Roshi: What a horrible energy! Cell must've powered up! Piccolo must be flipping out! I'm flipping out! I think I overdid it on the coffee.
  • Krillin: I didn't have any and I'm still about to jump out of my skin!


  • Android 17: Hey. I was in the middle of something. You're intruding.


  • Android 17: I don't need you. This is what I am.
  • Cell: It doesn't matter what you think you are. You are part of me, and I am going to absorb you.


  • Android 17: You're not absorbing me, you freak!


  • Android 17: 16, it's you! I don’t believe it! How did you manage to get him off of me?
  • Android 16: I used one of my hard punches.


  • Android 16: Cell, I recommend surrender.
  • Cell: What, to a piece of junk like you?


  • (After 16 survives Cell stabbing him in the neck with his tail)
  • Cell: What? Impossible! You should be immobilized! I pierced your neck! That's where your nerolink is!
  • Android 16: Not in my design.


  • Cell: When bees lose their stingers, they're gone for good. The bee dies. (regenerates tail) But when Cell loses his tail, well he just grows another one.


  • Android 17: Don't worry. I think you've taken the wind out of that freak's sails. You're obviously stronger than he is. And with us at your side… (spits) No one can even touch our little gang. I'm telling you, 16. You are truly state of the art. I'll admit I was scared there, for a second, but now, now I know! Soon we will have the whole world as our playground. Just the three of us, doing anything we want.


  • Android 18: One step closer and I'll detonate.
  • Cell: Extinguish yourself? You wouldn't dare.


  • Android 18: I'm not buying it! That's not 17! 17 loved the person he was. His life was a fascinating game to him. And he wouldn't trade it for anything, especially not to be part of you!


  • Tien: While you were in there Cell swallowed up Android 17 and transformed!


  • Cell: Curses! Still no sign of those foolish androids! They could be hiding underwater, but I doubt they're smart enough to try that.


  • Vegeta: Face it, Cell. You took a gamble and you lost!


  • Cell: I am Cell. This isn't supposed to be happening to me!


  • Krillin: SHE'S JUST AN ANDROID!


  • Trunks: No! That's your weak point! Cell's exploiting your only weakness!


  • Trunks: I know you're trying to trick my dad. You know his weakness coz some of his cells are in you.


  • Krillin: Cell is hot on your tail and he'll do anything to absorb you!


  • Krillin: (about Cell) I don't know what's worse, seeing him or hearing him!
  • (I feel the opposite lol. Dartanian Nickelback does an awesome voice for Perfect Cell)


  • Lime: It's Cell! Cell is here!


  • (After Gohan destroys the shelter that's supposedly to protect them from Cell)
  • Gohan: Don't you see? If I can do that to the shelter, just think what Cell could've done. This thing can't protect you against a guy like Cell.


  • Krillin: So Vegeta's furious and he's about to kill him for cutting off his tail! And Yajirobe goes "Please sir! I really admire you and I'd like to join you if it's not too late."


  • Ox-King: (trying to pick out a name for Gohan) Ox-King Junior, Ox Monkey, Big Ox, Oxford… You'll love these… Ox in the Box, Ox Man, Johnny Oxseed…
  • Gohan: (crying)
  • Chi-Chi: Well, he hates those too!


  • Narrator: Oblivious to the beauty of the sparkling stars above him, Cell is waiting.


  • Cell: Pathetic. All these men still playing with toys.
  • (Later)
  • Soldier: He's running away!!!
  • Cell: Running? I just don't want these clumsy idiots to ruin my ring. (He words it differently in Kai)
  • (Later)
  • Cell: Judging from your silence I'd say it's my turn now.


  • Cell: How boring. I should not have given them this long.


  • Master Roshi: (about Hercule) It might be fair if he gets killed. (In Kai he says "Is it bad that I don't care if this ham hock gets beaten?")


  • Android 16: I was created for the sole purpose of destroying you, though I have chosen not to.


  • King Kai: No, that's not Krillin's attack. It's the last attack Frieza used when he fought Goku on Namek. And if Cell feels like he'll lose, he'll blow up the earth! (or something along those lines)


  • (When Goku gives Cell a Senzu Bean)
  • Yamcha: Th… That's Cell up there! Who cares about fighting fair?


  • Cell: I may get through to you yet. (Or something along those lines – in Canada, FUNimation section of the original dub ended there before Ocean took over again)


  • Piccolo: For what? For Gohan to get hurt? For Cell to squish him like a grape while we watch?


  • Lionel: You know, we won't be able to film if we're torn into little pieces.


  • Android 16: It is not a sin to fight for the right cause, for there are those who words alone would not reach. Cell is such a being.


  • Gohan: 16, you loved life so much you sacrificed everything to try and save it. And you were just an android. I let you down.


  • Vegeta: (receiving a Senzu Bean) I hate it when I have to take one of these!


  • Cell: Little boy! You can't destroy me! A worthless Saiyan like you can't compete with me! I am invincible! And now I will make you pay!


  • Trunks: Look! Cell might have the power, but he can't catch Gohan!
  • Yamcha: He's too bulky! His size is slowing him down!


  • Tien: It's just not my style to stand by when I could be putting up a decent fight. (Or something like that)
  • Yamcha: Because you're a man of honor. And a little pigheaded.
  • Tien: Maybe. But I always liked the sound of that honor excuse more.


  • Yamcha: (to Shenron) Please heal all the peaple on Earth who have been hurt by Cell.


  • Mushroom Announcer: If you fall from the ring, start to cry, or give up you lose the match. And poking in the eye or hitting below the bell are plain mean and are not allowed. Needless to say, you can't kill anybody in this tournament coz they're already dead!


  • Tapkar: I'm tired. I give up.
  • Torbie: What a speed dyer…
  • (Torbie falls over anime style, as does everypony else.)
  • West Kai: That ring is designed only for big people. It's biased against small guys like Tapkar.
  • King Kai: YOU'RE SUCH A SORE LOSER!


  • Frouq: You think being bigger than me is funny, huh?


  • (After Gohan allows Jimbo to punch him in the face and Videl is sympathetic thinking he's hurt)
  • Gohan: (thinking) I should get punched in the face more often.


  • Jimbo: I can handle the girl. She just caught me off guard. It's the skinny kid that's unusual. Yeah. I think I busted my hand on his face.
  • Skinny gangster: What?
  • Jimbo: No joke. It felt like I was hitting a wall of solid steel.


  • Cop: Hold on! That girl's stronger than all of us put together!
  • Musuka: You gotta be kidding me!
  • Cop: No, sir! Her name's Videl. Hercule's daughter?
  • Musuka: Why didn't you say so?
  • (Or something along those lines)


  • Musuka: Hey! I know where the nest is! I'll be back, you hear me?
  • Cop: Oh no you won't. The way I figured, you'll be in jail.
  • Videl: Hmm.
  • Musuka: What? Jail?
  • Cop: Taking a dinosaur's no crime, but stealing an officer's handgun is!


  • Chi-Chi: (to Goten) I don't want you getting in your brother's way when he's training.


  • (About Goten turning Super Saiyan but being unable to fly)
  • Gohan: That's like learning how to run before you can crawl!


  • Hercule: Well I forbid it! You find a boy who's stronger than I am and I just might consider it! And I mean maybe!


  • Goten: The lady's bringing him back from the other world.
  • Gohan: Goten! You know you're not supposed to talk about that!
  • (Though they say something along similar lines)


  • Goku: So Krillin, what's with the hair? I thought you were naturally bald.
  • Krillin: No, I just kept it well waxed. I'm sure I told you that.
  • Goku: Then how come you stopped doing it? You don't look like, you know, Krillin anymore.
  • Krillin: I guess love makes you do strange things.
  • (18 walks by)
  • Goku: Look out everyone! Android 18 is here!
  • Android 18: He noticed. How sweet.
  • Goku: She's not still terrorizing the people of Earth, is she?
  • Krillin: Actually, 18 and I have gotten married.
  • Goku: What? You mean you actually live in the same house with her?
  • Krillin: That's not part of it. We even had a kid together.
  • Goku: What? But how?
  • Android 18: Spare me.
  • Goku: Excuse me, but how do androids have children?
  • Krillin: As it so happens, she started out as a human. Dr. Gero just remodeled her a little bit.
  • Goku: Well in that case, congratulations.


  • Videl: (about flying practice) Now I'm twice as fast.


  • (After Vegeta destroys the punching machine)
  • Fighter: I'm giving up. That guy would turn me inside out! (or something like that)


  • Egessa's mother: This seat'll be absolutely perfect for watching Egessa! He's gonna make his mother so proud and wealthy! Ohohohohohoho!


  • (After beating Egessa)
  • Trunks: Oops. I guess I shouldn't have hit him so hard, but at least he's quiet now.


  • Goten: I can't believe that all these people are here.
  • Ekossa: It's enough to make you wanna run home and cry, isn't it kid?


  • Announcer: (about Goten) If that's not Goku's son, I'm a monkey's uncle.


  • Trunks: There's a guy over there that said he could beat you at arm wrestling for a thousand zeni.
  • Mighty Mask: Who?
  • Trunks: I don't know, but he's really small and skinny.
  • Mighty Mask: That sounds like easy cash!
  • (Or something like that)


  • Vegeta: Get me another egg roll.


  • Announcer: So is Number 18 your real name?
  • Android 18: My father was pretty dull. (draws) Now I'm Number 9.


  • Supreme Kai: I'm number 3.


  • Spopovich: Out of my way, you worm! I am Spopovich!


  • Trunks: (about Spopovich) Why didn't that big wound up oaf just answer him when he first called his name out?


  • Jewel: I'm number 16.
  • Random guy: (about Jewel) Get real! He don’t stand no chance against Hercule!


  • Gohan: (about Videl) Get out, Krillin! I don't like her! I never said that I liked her!
  • Krillin: Right!
  • Announcer: Pintar is Number 2.
  • Krillin: That's my opponent? And to think I was worried!


  • Pintar: You are definitely going to think size matters when I'm through with you!


  • Announcer: My beautiful tournament! What am I gonna do now?


  • Yamu: Now Majin Buu will be resurrected with this power. Babidi will be very pleased with us.


  • Vegeta: (thinking) This Majin Buu sounds like a decent name for a Saiyan.
  • Supreme Kai: No, you are wrong, Vegeta. Back then there were five Grand Kais, each a thousand times more powerful than the one you called Frieza. When they fought Buu, only one survived.


  • Supreme Kai: Any one of you might be the strongest in this world, but Dabura is the strongest in demon world. (Or something along those lines, but he does say something similar still)


  • (Z Fighters ask if Dabura is so powerful what's to keep them from falling under Babidi's spell, and Supreme Kai says they need to have even a trace of evil in their hearts for Babidi's spell to work, and if they have no evil they have nothing to fear)
  • Krillin: Well that goes for most of us. But what about Piccolo? He hasn't always been one of the good guys, you know.
  • Piccolo: Now is not the time!


  • (After Supreme Kai says Babidi transported them to Planet Zoon to give (Pui Pui) the advantage and Goku says this'll be interesting)
  • Supreme Kai: It isn't Vegeta he's giving the advantage.


  • Dabura: Yakon? A situation doesn't call for such extreme measures.
  • (Then Babidi says Pui Pui was defeated without doing any damage. The moment is retained, the dialog is just changed, Dabura saying it's too soon to involve that beast.)


  • (In response to Supreme Kai asking what's happening during Goku's fight with Yakon)
  • Vegeta: Kakarot's winning.


  • (Reading Goku's power level at 3000 killigs)
  • Babidi: It means Yakon doesn't stand a chance! Poor Yakon only has 800 killigs! Do you know what this means?


  • (When Yakon is eating Goku's energy)
  • Babidi: What does that numbskull think he's going? He's taking all the energy for himself! He's wasting it! He knows that unless he inflicts some damage on those fools, I can't give their energy to Majin Buu!


  • (After Yakon eats too much of Goku's light energy and explodes)
  • Supreme Kai: Look! Look! He blew up!


  • Android 18: (to Jewel) Get lost, you insect.
  • (In Kai she says "Take a hike. You repulse me.")


  • (After the announcer says it's no longer a battle royal, but a 1 on 1 fight between "Mighty Mask" and Android 18)
  • Hercule: But what about me?
  • (In Kai Mr. Satan says "I just want my momma.")


  • Vegeta: Gohan's been too busy going to school and going out on dates to do any serious training.


  • Announcer: If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it!
  • Chi-Chi: I saw it but I still don't believe it.


  • (After Goten asks Trunks what a wizard is)
  • Trunks: Wizard is a word that rhymes with lizard, and a wizard is sorta like a lizard that got turned into a man!


  • (After Dabura swings his sword at Gohan)
  • Babidi: What? That barely caused any damage at all!


  • Babidi: Here comes the Buu! Here comes the Buu!


  • Gohan: (about Vegeta) He's got an M on his forehead like Dabura!


  • Goku: But Vegeta, you've never allowed anyone to help you before. Why start now? Why Babidi?
  • Vegeta: I wanted him to return me to the way I was before! I was the perfect warrior, cold and ruthless!


  • Babidi: But I did everything by the book! Followed every step and said every word!


  • Gohan: My last attack wasn't powerful enough to destroy the energy I felt in there. There's something…!
  • Supreme Kai: But I don't sense anything, Gohan. Are you sure?
  • Gohan: All I know is that something did come out of that shell and it's right above us!
  • Babidi: Dabura. What is the boy staring at?
  • Dabura: Clouds. No, it's some kind of smoke. I can feel nothing from it but emptiness.


  • Gohan: (about Majin Buu) From the way you talked about him, I thought he'd be much larger.
  • Supreme Kai: I can't bear to look at him! We have to retreat!
  • Gohan: I don't know, you might've been right about him weakening in captivity. (Or something like that)


  • Narrator: Has Majin Buu been weakened by centuries of captivity? Has he become outdated in his time away? Or is there still some unknown terror hiding behind that smile? (or something along those lines)


  • (After Majin Buu demonstrates his power for the first time against Dabura)
  • Gohan: It's as if he reached into a well of energy that didn't end. But it felt… empty.


  • Gohan: He's only acting coz he's afraid of being sealed up.


  • Gohan: (to Supreme Kai) You're just gonna stamp Done on your forehead and give up?


  • Babidi: Dabura, Dabura, Dabura, Dabura, DABURA! ARE YOU CRAZY?! There is no us anymore, don't you understand? Buu has been my life's ambition, and now that he's here, you are nothing! And you hurt him!


  • Majin Buu: Me eat you up.
  • Dabura: You wouldn't dare!


  • Majin Buu: Now you play! Now I eat you!


  • (After Buu eats Dabura)
  • Goten: I don't believe it! He… he ate him!
  • Trunks: Uh-huh.


  • (After Krillin says Dabura turned him to stone)
  • Goten: He must be talking about that guy who just got eaten up.


  • Vegeta: I take it that ugly blob is Majin Buu. If so, then that thing is the one that hurt Gohan!
  • Majin Buu: He say oogly. What means that oogly?
  • Babidi: It means your face would frighten small children! Now be quiet!
  • Majin Buu: Heeheehee! Hoogly! Nyahaha! (gets angry) Majin Buu mad! Pow pow pow pow pow!


  • Majin Buu: You no fun! You go bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye!


  • Majin Buu: Buu make boy go ow!


  • Majin Buu: You look yummy. I make you chocolate. Or maybe make you cracker and cheem.


  • (When questioned as to when he'll have the aircraft fixed)
  • Yamcha: I think you're underestimating the damage!


  • Yajirobe: We're not running a bean factory! You just took our last three! We're gonna have to start charging!
  • Krillin: I'm surprised you haven't started already, knowing you.
  • Yajirobe: What's that supposed to mean? I'm living like a monk up here! I don't even have a TV set!
  • Krillin: You don't have a TV. Wow, you must really be roughing it up here. Let's vamoose, Piccolo.


  • (Piccolo asks Dende about Supreme Kai)
  • Dende: Oh no! I forgot about the Supreme Kai!


  • Babidi: Are you nuts? Don't ever pull a crazy stunt like that again! Oh look, I'm bleeding! I got a papercut!


  • (Yamcha says he won't help coz Bulma wanted to get some aggression off)
  • Videl: Cut her some slack. She's a mother, you know.


  • Bulma: Go after him! We need that Dragonball!
  • Yamcha: Right! I'm on it! (runs over to cliff) Uh, or not! That's one heck of a drop!


  • Chi-Chi: I know we usually give you a lot of grief, but being a dirty old man paid off this time.


  • Krillin: Fusian? You mean like the color of my shirt?
  • Goku: No, fusion.
  • Dende: You mean a merger!


  • Videl: I'm not that naïve. I just find it hard to believe people can be wished back to life.


  • Majin Buu: Buu have more hungry.


  • Videl: How could it be Gohan? I love him…


  • Majin Buu: What Buu want for eat? Buu eat too much cake. Oh yes. Buu want candy!


  • Man 1: Find them! If you don't, we'll all be turned into candy and eaten by that monster!
  • Woman: No one will ever know where they're hiding! We're all done for! Somebody's gotta do something! I know I'm sweet, but I don't want to be turned into candy!
  • Man 2: How do you think I feel? I've had my nose buried in these books for a year. A whole year trying to get into a college that's been entirely blown up. I'VE BEEN ROBBED! I COULD'VE BEEN AT THE BEACH!
  • Man 3: You think that's bad? Our wedding was tomorrow.
  • Woman 2: And ever since I was a little girl, I've dreamed of my wedding day. SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET OUT OF IT THAT EASY!
  • Man 3: Sorry, my love!


  • Babidi: Remember, violence is golden!


  • Egessa's mother: If I knew where he was I'd tell Babidi myself.
  • Egessa: I know, Mom! He lives at Capsule Court in West City!
  • Egessa's mother: You sure about that? Then we're all gonna have to concentrate. Are you listening, Ekossa?


  • Egessa's mother: Besides, that dirty little Trunks cheated at the tournament today and stole the title from my son Egessa!


  • (After Babidi says Goten and Trunks can't beat "the two of us")
  • Goku: Well for starters, they're only gonna be fighting one of you because the other seems to do nothing but bark orders. And Majin Buu, I think you're way too gifted a fighter to be controlled by a coward like Babidi.


  • Majin Buu: You teach me lots of good things. But Buu think it time Babidi go bye bye bye! Bye bye! (kills Babidi)


  • Truck driver: (about to be turned to clay) We didn't do nothin' wrong!


  • Majin Buu: (about his house) Next time put door closer to ground.


  • Android 18: (about Fusion dance) I even dreamt about it last night. Puar was trying to fuse with Oolong.


  • Gohan: (after breaking the Z Sword) Oh no! Now it's the Z Dagger!


  • (Fat Gotenks)
  • Krillin: Oh, I get it. He's supposed to look like that. He's built like Majin Buu.


  • Fat Gotenks: I'm tired. I just wanna eat and take a nap.


  • (Skinny Gotenks)
  • Chi-Chi: Oh no, I can't love that.
  • Master Roshi: Why not? He's my age.
  • Krillin: No, older.
  • Yamcha: His ribs are showing. We need to beef him up or something.
  • Piccolo: There'll be no beefing up.


  • Piccolo: If he gets killed now, all our efforts are in vain. (First literal use of "kill" in the second Ocean segment. But what Piccolo says in Kai is pretty similar)


  • Majin Buu: Quiet, mean man. Buu make mean man gone! (kills man)


  • Majin Buu: Buu make boy dead!


  • Majin Buu: Mean boy call Buu fat! Buu blow steam!
  • Gotenks: Look, you're fat! There's no getting around it!


  • Piccolo: You got it, Trunkten?
  • Mr. Popo: Actually, it's Gotenks.
  • Piccolo: What?
  • Mr. Popo: The name, it's Gotenks.
  • Piccolo: His name is mud as far as I'm concerned.


  • Majin Buu: Video game cheat!


  • Majin Buu: Buu like funny book about war! Wanna hear more, more, more!


  • Majin Buu: Dog food taste bad.


  • Smitty: I'm just not all well with this, Van Zant. We're a wee bit closer to Majin Buu!


  • Smitty: But what would a hero like Hercule be doing chummin' around with Majin Buu?
  • Van Zant: Trophy hunting, no doubt. Just like us, my old friend. But Hercule's not gonna get the glory this time. That's the beauty of Armageddon, Smitty!


  • Smitty: In the smoke. Something's moving.
  • Van Zant: Stop being so paranoid, you old fool! Where?
  • Smitty: There!


  • (After Chi-Chi and Bulma force Piccolo to let Goten and Trunks rest)
  • Dende: Most unusual.
  • Piccolo: Never train children when their mothers are around. It's nothing but trouble.


  • Hercule: (serving food that landed on his head) Don't mind the curly black things. They're my special spice. (or something along those lines)


  • Majin Buu: Stop it! Who are you?
  • Evil Buu: Tell me who you are first!
  • Majin Buu: Me Buu! Majin Buu!
  • Evil Buu: You fool! I'm Majin Buu!


  • Trunks: Do you know what a sucker punch is? (in response to Buu doing so to him before he and Gotenks can fuse)


  • Super Buu: If you really think so, you should put your guard up.


  • Gotenks: While I'm planning his demise he's drinking a soda!


  • Super Buu: Buu want candy. Want candy now!


  • Super Buu: (after eating 18 and Marron) Two more sugary bites. But still so hungry. Yes! Everyone come feed me now!


  • (After Gotenks splits Buu vertically in two)
  • Goku: I haven't heard of anyone being split in half like that since Trunks beat Frieza.


  • Gotenks: Keep your hair on, Piccolo.


  • (After spiking Buu to the ground)
  • Gotenks: I've heard of meteors making smaller craters than this!


  • Mr. Popo: Quickly! No guardian, no Dragonballs!


  • (After Piccolo says Buu is planning some deception)
  • Trunks: He's not smart enough for something like that! He can't even spell "deception".


  • (When Buu is absorbing Gotenks and Piccolo)
  • Dende: No! Not Piccolo!


  • (After Gohan's chickening out cost Tien his life against Nappa)
  • Piccolo: It hurts, doesn't it? Facing your fears would have been less painful.
  • (Later when Gohan is fighting Super Buu)
  • Super Buu: That really hurt, didn't it Gohan? Facing your fears would have been less painful.


  • (Fusing together with Fusion Earrings)
  • Supreme Kai: I can't stop Kibito!
  • Kibito: Me neither!


  • (After Buu knocks out Tien)
  • Goku: He was off guard!


  • (After Buu absorbs Gohan)
  • Kibito Kai: Please! Help them!
  • Old Kai: It's no use.


  • Vegeta: (to Goku, about Buu) Like you he does not have true pride!


  • Super Buu: TO THE END OF EARTH!


  • Super Buu: Nice presada. I doubt you'll talk that trash when I get my hands on you!


  • (After seemingly being beat up by Buu)
  • Vegito: That really got the blood flowing!


  • Hercule: I could've been killed!


  • Super Buu: I'm beginning to lose my patience with you. Take it from me, that's not a good thing. So watch yourself.


  • Super Buu: You can't hit me if you can't see me!
  • Vegito: You're half right. But not the half that counts.


  • Super Buu: You've got some nerve making me into a joke! I'm not here for your entertainment!


  • Super Buu: YOU FORCED ME TO THIS, YOU MORTAL FREAK! IT'S YOUR FAULT!


  • Super Buu: He won. I lost.


  • Krillin: I was eaten! Do you know how it feels to be eaten by a monster like that?


  • Vegito: You're falling apart on me, Majin!


  • Vegeta: Doesn't he eat anything but sweets? This is revolting! Not a vegetable in sight!


  • Goku: I don't know how he does it. You'd think he'd keel over from eating too many sweets.
  • Vegeta: Oh, like you're one to talk, Kakarot. I've seen you eat dessert. And as bad as it is, I'd much rather be down here than in your stomach after one of your pigout sessions.


  • Vegeta: And you blame me? Why don't you blow a trumpet and announce we're down here, Mr. Undercover!


  • Old Kai: They don't make crystal balls like they used to.
  • Kibito Kai: But I made that one myself!
  • (Not true – Old Kai made it. Can't remember if this is before or after the one about Buu and Goku pigging out)


  • Super Buu: Oh good! I've been waiting for the right time to use this! Knock knock! Knock knock!
  • Vegeta: Who's there?
  • Super Buu: Buu!
  • Vegeta: Buu who?
  • Super Buu: Oh, don't cry! Everyone has to die sometime!


  • Super Buu: Tick tock! Tick tock! Look on the bright side! This isn't the worst place to spend eternity. Besides, your time is running out!


  • Super Buu: (split in two) Oh no? Well half of me believes you. But the other half… well that's a different story altogether. (his lower half kicks Goku)


  • (Gohan, Goten, Trunks, and Piccolo return to their size after escaping Buu)
  • Goku: People popcorn!
  • Vegeta: I can't believe he's a Saiyan.


  • Vegeta: He's beginning to change.
  • Super Buu: (dances horribly)
  • Goku: Into a better dancer, I hope.


  • (After Hercule tries to fly, falls, and gets hurt)
  • Old Kai: You can't pay for entertainment like this.
  • Vegeta: (to Goku) See what we have to put up with because of your stupid decision?


  • Kid Buu: Buu squish you like bugs! (senses Goku and Vegeta) Dum dums!


  • (Kid Buu is pounding his chest. Kibito Kai, Old Kai, and Dende watch on crystal ball)
  • Kibito Kai: N… NOOOOOOOOO! We forgot to bring that other man and his dog over here! (referring to Hercule and Bee)
  • Old Kai: Poor dog.


  • Frieza: He's not that great. I know I would have beaten him if I hadn't lost both of my legs! Lousy no good Saiyan monkey!
  • Cell: Who is Goku fighting against? That freak's giving him a tougher time than I did and he quit against me.


  • Kid Buu: Me Buu, kill you!
  • Goku: That's original. You wouldn't be the first.


  • Hercule: (after being punched in the nose by Kid Buu) Not the nose! Not the nose!


  • Kid Buu: (last words, to Majin Buu) Me Buu, not you.


  • (Before Goku destroys Kid Buu)
  • Dende: Goku!
  • Vegeta: Kakarot!
  • Gohan: Father!
  • Piccolo: Goku!
  • Dende, Vegeta, Gohan, Piccolo, Goten, Trunks, Kibito Kai, and Old Kai: Do it!


  • (As Goku is about to fight Vegeta in Episode 22)
  • Vegeta: Kakarot. You and I would make a good team.
  • (After Goku destroys Kid Buu, he touches down next to Vegeta in Episode 271)
  • Goku: We make a pretty good team after all, don't we?