Books - Harry Potter; Halo books; Hellsing; many manga (i.e, Deadman Wonderland, Bleach, Naruto, Dragon Ball, One Piece)
Movies - Home Alone 1-3, Harry Potter films, Star Wars trilogy, Naruto movie 1, Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules, Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show, Ben 10: Race Against Time, The Avengers, Saw II, Dragon Ball Z: Broly trilogy
Writers - R.L. Stine, Akira Toriyama, Eiichiro Oda, Masashi Kishimoto, Stephen King
"Grandson, it's you that counts, not somebody else."
— My grandma before she died
"SaiyanAwesomeness Power Rangers Super Samurai came on. 7:25 Little.Trunks F**K THAT 7:25 Guysponge22 When I heard that, I said... "HOW THE FREAK DID THEY GET FRODO?" 7:25 SaiyanAwesomeness The Yellow Rangers ranger had breastplates. 7:25 Little.Trunks Nevermind"
— BEST CONVERSATION EVER
"I was going to correct myself but you have to be mister perfect, when you aren't because you make mistakes too, and correcting me because I can do it just fine myself, so step into your life and not others."
— Kotsu the EM Wave Hero, or just Kotsu
"Life is a mystery, for you and for me, and we must solve this mystery."
"Erm. WOW. GET TO THE MYSTERY MACHINE!"
— Ollie266's response
"His name's Pyramid Head. XD"
"ATTACK OF THE 12 YEAR OLDS!!!"
— Mrs. Vegeta
"I LIKE PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!"
"... It tasted so good...
^That sounded wrong."
— Ultimate Tensa Zangetsu
"I have also been a small canal. Believe me know it's hard to grow when you are new to YouTube, but you do not spam other people's videos for that. It's not really dangerous if someone makes it, but just think it's sad when I read the comments and they all about how people want them to watch their videos."
"Fawnked her the next day. That's how Miri is here talking to you."
"Chat isn't dead. It is simply in limbo, lost between the two realms of life and death. Even as we speak, it is desperately trying to choose, but it needs help. We need to guide it. We need to guide chat towards the light. Towards life."
"So here's the deal, life doesn't always wanna be your friend. Sometimes it'll feel like life wants to hurt you, but you can't just hide: because nobody is a quitter. You gotta take chances, I never said it was gonna be fun or easy. Whether you're totally ready; or when you least expect it. Doesn't matter. Life 'll punch you right in the face. You can lie there for a second, cry a little if you need to, but get back up on your feet: because its the getting up that counts. That's what shows you got heart. That's what keeps you going. Fall down seven times, get up eight, and know, we'll be right there with you."
— TOM's Life Speech
"Transformation to SSJ3: Step 1: Taunt your enemies by being SSJ and SSJ2 Step 2: Scream like hell Step 3: Curl up like you're taking a crap while screaming for at least three minutes Step 4: Pant for an extra thirty seconds and act like a badarse"
— Guysponge22 on becoming a SSJ3
"We should totally all have a lesbian three-way in PM's right now... ^.^"
— SuperKamiGuru (Sis... WTH?)
"I'm use to you being a douchebag and all, but when you start talking about gross shat like me dating Trunksl, that's just a whole new level of douchebbaggery."
— Lil' Trunks
"All of you find amusement in such ridiculous things"
— Tjakari saying shiz like a sir
"hes the guy who kept posting hentai ---and then i saved the pictures to my Ipod--- and i reverted all the pictures"
— Quackulon the Duck Tyrant
"IM A HOMOSEXUAL. I LOVE TRAIN. AND IM CHEATIN ON HIM WITH QUACKULON. AD DEN I CHET ON QUACKULON WITH XVERIUN."
"I guess because my hand is getting tired. Especially my right one."
"I wanna do your babies so bad it hurts my ovaries. ;-;"
Guysponge22 Thinks TeamFourStar's Dragon Ball Z Abridged is better than the whole series in nearly every way, shape, and form. Nappa and Super Kami Guru are way better than every character in the original show combined. And Mr. Popo seriously scares the crap out of me.