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Commander Cock is a Human superhero that enters the 28th World Martial Arts Tournament. His name is probably a reference to his extremely large penis at the tournament. His most well known for having a penis with a power level equivalent to that of Vegeta while he is in his Super Saiyan form.
Biography
In the tournament, he is matched against Nareg. Seeing the climactic match between Goku and Uub however, Commander Cock fabricates the story of a damsel in distress that he must tend to, in order to get tons of pussy from all those bitches. He has a sexual desire for Goku, especially when Goku has his tail. His dick is twenty three inches long and is extremely powerful. Commander Cock is also known for being a furry, and regularly reading Rape Man Comics. He has been castrated by Frieza multiple, however Commander Cock possesses the ability to regrow his genitals, ten times their previous size. Contrary to popular belief, Commander Cock defeated Cell by penetrating his anus with all twenty inches of his penis. Using his spit as lubricant. In GT, Commander Cock began to reproduce with himself, to create a "Cock" army in order to rape all the bitches on Earth. Luckily, it's illegitimate rape, thus, he doesn't have to pay child support. Also he is sterile. Commander Cock produces over two tons of semen daily, he must ejaculate 257 times a day in order to keep his power level balanced. Whenever Commandeer Cock ejaculates, the power at which the semen leaves his body is equivalent to that of Goku's Kamehameha wave while he is in Super Saiyan 4. He calls it the Cumehameha. He is the only person to obtain Super Saiyan 5, by raping Vegeta while Vegeta is Super Saiyan 4.
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Trivia
- Commander Cock fucked your mom.
- Commander Cock was gay in college, but he can fuck whoever he wants and stay straight.
- His penis is 64 inches according according to Chi-Chi, who enjoys having sex with him, a lot.
- Goten and Gohan are actually Commander Cock's children, created by semen from his one hundredth testicle. This semen is regarded as magical, and a delicacy on Namek.
- Commander Cock is known for having a sexual relationship with Optimus Prime.
- He is good friends with Master Roshi and Turtle, they often have "fapfests", to see who can hold back their ejaculate the longest. Commander Cock always wins, often holding it back for years on end.