Title: Divine Desires: Goku Black & Zamasu’s Goddess Quest
A Whimsical Chapter Book Adventure of Divinity, Romance, and Mischief
Chapter One: Boredom Among the Blessed
Goku Black and Zamasu lounged on the floating divine terraces of Future Trunks’ world, the skies aflame with crimson twilight—though both would rather punch something mortal than admire the view.
“This Zero Mortal Plan of ours…” Zamasu sighed dramatically, swirling his hand. “It’s… tiresome. Don’t you tire of eradicating mortals and restructuring universes, Black?”
Goku Black nodded, his outfit immaculate as always. “The power… the supremacy…” He frowned. “Yet the thrill has dulled.”
A mischievous grin crept onto Zamasu’s face. “Then let us seek divine companionship—goddesses worthy of our grandeur.”
Goku Black’s eyes sparkled. “A feminine foil to our majesty? I like this plan.”
Chapter Two: Godly Speed Dating
They traveled via Instant Transmission to the magical kingdom of L’Rainia, where two famed goddess adventurers had recently appeared.
Aqua, the water goddess, danced above a waterfall, obliviously sprinkling water droplet-shaped sparkles.Darkness, the goddess of defense, stood nearby in heavy armor, arms crossed and scowling at Aqua's bubbly antics.
Goku Black cleared his throat, sword swishing. Zamasu bowed with perfect etiquette.
Aqua turned, hair shimmering like a sunlit stream. “Ooooh! Are you… new gods?”
Zamasu pressed a palm to his chest. “We… are connoisseurs of divine beauty and power.”
Darkness snorted, stepping forward. “You’re… fighting us or flirting with us?”
Goku Black grinned thinly. “We propose… courtship.”
Aqua’s eyes twinkled. “Courtship? I like fruits!”
Zamasu smiled sweetly. “Then shall we procure fruits and merriment?”
Chapter Three: Fruitful Flirtations
The quartet journeyed to a lush orchard, where Aqua bounced between trees and Zamasu handed her exotic fruits with fawning reverence.
Goku Black watched Darkness practice shield blocks nearby, impressed.
Darkness glared at him. “What do you want?”
He knelt, offering a golden fruit. “Might I be your champion?”
She hesitated, eyebrow raised. “Hmm. You’d shield me… forever?”
He stood tall, Senzu bean in pocket. “Forever.”
She smirked. “I might consider not stabbing you.”
Chapter Four: Mischief by Moonlight
At twilight, they gathered by a shimmering lake. Aqua splashed Goku Black, giggling.
He pretended surprise. “Amphibian assault!”
She shrugged, blushing slightly. “You ogre gods are funny!”
Zamasu held Guardians’ teacups aloft. “To divine connections!”
Darkness gently touched Zamasu’s shoulder. “You’re… not like mortal men.”
He smiled. “You deserve more than mortal folly.”
She softened. “Perhaps you… might tell me more of this plan of yours.”
They talked. She listened. His ideals glowed like candlelight—enough to spark something real.
Aqua leaned into Goku Black. “I like how you’re bossy but sweet?”
He grinned, ruffling her hair. “If I protect you, you’ll protect me?”
She nodded, adoration in her watery eyes.
Chapter Five: One-Page Proposal
The next day, they returned to Zamasu’s floating terrace amid roses and incense.
Zamasu kneeled. “Darkness, goddess of unwavering defense—grant me your alliance... and your heart.”
Darkness gazed at him, armor gleaming. “You might just be worthy of a second glance.”
He smiled softly, sliding a rose to her.
Then Goku Black unsheathed a blade (dramatic effect mandatory). He offered it, hilt-first, to Aqua.
“Goddess of water, will you join me—arm-in-arm—in ruling the divine realms?”
Aqua placed tambourine-like chimes in his hand. “Sure, but we need fruit smoothies on the side.”
He laughed, hugging her. “Fruit… smoothies… divine.”
Chapter Six: Unexpected Interruptions
Just as kisses were proffered and alliances formed, a blinding beam erupted in the heavens.
A mortal Saiyan burst through: Goku—true Goku, not Black.
He stared at them. “Wait—you guys have girlfriends now?”
Goku Black narrowed his eyes. “Step aside, you mortal abomination.”
Zamasu scoffed. “We have found divine companionship. Something you cannot understand.”
Goku glared, then grinned. “Well… um… congratulations?”
He vanished.
Darkness and Aqua exchanged amused glances.
Chapter Seven: Sunset Promises
They returned to the terrace as the sun set behind crumbling mortal worlds (again).
Aqua leaned against Goku Black. “Thank you for… the smoothies and the flowers.”
He smiled knowingly. “Stay by my side, and I’ll protect all realms—especially yours.”
Zamasu stood before Darkness, voice gentle. “I vow to rebuild divine order—with you by my side.”
She placed a hand on his cheek. “Just… don’t talk to me about zeroing out mortals.”
He winked. “Deal.”
Chapter Eight: Divine Ultimatum
As the wind blew through the terraces, Goku Black and Zamasu held hands with their goddesses.
Aqua splashed lightly. Darkness smiled faintly.
They had found a momentary reprieve—goddesses worthy of gods.
But behind them, crevices glowed with mortal defiance.
Goku Black grinned. “Dear Aqua, dear Darkness—if battle calls again… we shall stand together. Even if it’s… awkward.”
Zamasu nodded. “For we have found something mortal mortals crave… and gods rarely acknowledge: affection.”
The goddesses nodded.
And as stars blinked on the divine terrace, even gods learned love could be… chaotic… whimsical… and surprisingly mortal-hearted.
THE END
